“This Funny Life.” True,
vol. 32, no. 188, January 1953, p. 87.
A stranger in a new car, one of the largest and most
expensive made in this country, drove into my garage in town, complaining of a
very bad rattle in the left front door. I immediately set about removing the
door’s upholstery to locate the evident noise. Meanwhile, the car’s owner stood
by impatiently waiting for my findings. Inside the door frame I found a large
bolt which had a cardboard tag tied to it. The following message was written on
the tag: “Okay, Knucklehead, so you finally found it!”
